Loony toons… every last one of ‘em.

January 26, 2009 by kristian
Filed under: Economy, Education, Foreign Policy, Politics, Taxes, Uncategorized, Waste 

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A couple of subject are under my microscope today.  Each of them is appaling in it’s own right.  First, we have Gov. Blagojevich in Illinois.  Is there anyone on the planet that actually believes this guy to be innocent?  Now in all fairness, I must give this man his due process.

Evidence toward his guilt: Audio recordings of the man saying that he is trying to profit off of the appointment and may actually appoint himself if nobody wants to pay him what he thinks the senate seat is worth.

Evidence of his innocence: He says that he hasn’t done anything wrong and that ‘they’ are out to get him in order to make it easier for the democrats in Illinois to raise taxes.

Verdict: Guilty as the day is long.

Now, what makes this amusing is that he is making the rounds today on all the lefty morning shows protesting his innocence and demanding that this is some sort of unfair ‘witch hunt’.  Then he says that he is being denied due process and makes the case that his being “railroaded” legally speaking is dangerous to all the rest of us because if the government can deny him his due process then they can do it to us.  As far as answering to the tapes:

“I can’t address what is on those tapes”.

Does anyone hear a tinge of “I don’t recall senator” in there?  In order to believe this guy you have to:

a) Disregard audio recordings of the man describing his intent to commit a crime and conspiring with someone else to do so.

b) Believe that he has a witness (any witness) that will be able to put any of that ‘back in context’ so that we can all understand what he really meant by “this think is f*ing golden, you don’t just give it away for nothing”.

c) Intentionally ignore the fact that he immediately shifts focus to this being a personal vendetta against him when he is directly questioned about any of it.

Blago has to be clinically insane.  Egomania and an ability to disregard the obvious truth on this scale is a sickness.  I think he honestly believes that he has done nothing wrong.  Either that, or he is working hard on a basis for a book deal later.  When the democrats are throwing their own under the bus, there’s a good chance that they are pruning ‘obviously diseased’ branches off the vine.  I say ‘obviously diseased’ because the whole liberal vine is infected with ignorance and arrogance on a lethal scale.  Kinda like a tapeworm.  Yeah, that’s a good analogy.

On to more lunacy!

Nancy Pelosi is at it again, opening her skeletal maw to spew forth stupidity on a grand scale.  Now we are being informed by her highness that government provided contraceptives will stimulate the economy.  Uh, well I suppose if we were all prostitutes that might be true.  The long and the short of this is that she is trying to cut costs on wards of the state by making less of them.  Good plan.  While your at it, why don’t we just put all of our seasoned citizens on old rusted out freighters that have no more use in the fleet, run them out in the deep water and sink em!  That would mean less Medicaid payments, less Medicare part ‘B’ costs, less stress on the medical industry, less frustration for the younger drivers in florida… the list goes on and on…

This type of idiocy is beyond words.  Almost.  I actually wonder why Nancy is trying to cut down on her voting base.  Poor, stupid, dependedent people vote for democrats.  It’s a fact.  The more dependent people there are, the better off the democrats are in terms of keeping power in DC.  So this seems a little counter intuitive.  I suppose that we have to consider the long-term effects of this program.  First, just because you hand ‘em out doesn’t mean that they’ll be used.  Second, if you give something to the dependent class and get them used to it, then you can use it as a threat in future elections.  “If you vote for them, they’ll take away your *insert entitlement here*.  Heck, they’ve been doing that for years with the old folks and medicare  (Which is probably why the frieghter thing I mentioned is a no-go).  None of what they have listed in the stimulus bill will to the first thing to lift the economy.  In fact, most of it will damage it further.  We’re talking about state and county-level projects that ought not be funded on that level by government, much less by FEDERAL government.  Art Programs?  Money for schools to teach Native American language classes?  How the heck does that help?  How about a tax cut, you idiots?  Here, check this out:

If congress sends ME the money, then I use it to buy things.  If they send me enough money for long enough (or let me keep my own money in the first place) then I am more likely to buy things like cars, televisions, movie tickets, dinner out… you get the picture.  All of those things are (guess what) part of the American economy!!!!  Giving money to local governments to build their pet projects does little to nothing for anyone but the contractor who gets the job.  But then again, he’s being taxed through the floor so that it can be built.  What I would LOVE to see is a local county or state government apply for a big chunk of the money (but not disproportionately large) and allocate it for a big fat tax cut to the taxpayers of that municipality.  Could you imagine the positive repercussions if, say,  the State of Georgia did that?  Suddenly, there would be a flash of monetary input for the market and the lending institutions as people pay down debt.  Either way, that helps my personal economy.  If we all do better, then so will the economy.  If the engine requires gas, why don’t they give us all a little gas and let us get the engine started again?  Well, that makes a little sense, so I guess that won’t be happening.  Perhaps I could get a billion or so in the meantimeto do a study on why my cat is snoring right now.  Loudly, in fact.  Yeah, a billion should cover it.  I mean, some of that has to buy earplugs for me and the dog… and buying earplugs stimulates the economy, right?

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